Contrary to popular belief, I'm not actually dead. Or gone. I'm just very slow on adding anything. Or doing anything, really. This habit may throw my aspiration of becoming an author out the window. Good job, me.
Anyway, so I'm planning on putting more stuffage on here. Hopefully I will eventually improve and people's eyes won't bleed quite as much.

and... uhh...

Don't try to eat potatoes in a space ship, while there are people beneath you. Doesn't end well.